Secret Santa

The funniest Secret Santa gift they'll ever get.

Forget the novelty mug. Give them a personalised song all about them — their quirks, their stories, their legendary moments. From £18.99, delivered digitally within 48 hours.

Secret Santa song ideas

The roast song

Gently mock their famous habits — the endless tea breaks, the questionable parking, the story everyone at work still tells.

The office legend anthem

Turn a colleague's best moments of the year into a proper tune the whole team can sing at the Christmas do.

The inside joke, set to music

That one moment nobody will let them forget? It deserves a chorus.

The heartfelt one

Drew someone you're close to? Tell them what they mean to you in a song they'll keep for years.

Fits most budgets

Our Original package is £18.99 — within a typical £20 Secret Santa limit.

No last-minute panic

Delivered digitally within 48 hours of your completed brief and payment. Nothing to post or wrap.

Made by a real person

Every song is crafted in Jason's home studio — not slapped together. How it works.

Buying for family instead? See our personalised Christmas gift ideas.

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Men's mental health

Talk To Me Brother

Written personally by our founder to encourage more men to talk to each other — a reminder that however much is going on, there's always time for your mates.